Most of my friends do not have an online presence. The ones that do are described in summary here in no particular order. Please visit them and form your own conclusions.

• dph is a smartmonkey and a pirate captain
• goblins is a music man about town
• double dutchess will whip you with a rope
• susan is a moss-bearded leafy dreamer
• gossamyr is a master of his own language
• nealham is better than TV
• miranda is a professional illustrator for hire
• the hamhock is an artist and a circus freak
• kid dahl is a solo music maker and a master chef
• crionic mind is a sound alchemist
• doug dean is a work of fiction